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After all, while Sparkle Christmas Tree Sweater Bear, for example,
was a friend to all boys and girls, and Ellie the Happy Elephant was
beloved by all who knew her, neither they nor any of the other animals
commanded a worldwide fanatical cult of believers ready to do their
bidding, not to mention being an ageless, indestructible creature from
Beyond the Stars.
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